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I should be working - but b3ta is b3tt3r.

all round media ponce and beer lightweight

mictoboy made this groovy pixel rendition..

100% Kitten made this....

Recent front page messages:

Pre-Muppet Babies

(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 13:29, More)

Have you seen the limited edition commemorative Porsche 9/11 yet?

clicky for biggy
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 15:43, More)


(Tue 17th Feb 2004, 12:20, More)

"Mum, hurry up, i'm gonna be late for school"

edit: night y'all
(Wed 13th Aug 2003, 1:04, More)

The Truth!

(Wed 9th Jul 2003, 16:02, More)

Matchstick Painted Men And Cats And Dogs

hang on, that's not right...
(Wed 28th May 2003, 15:21, More)

Tribal Zebra

it's one of those rare moments - the open-plan office is "management-lite" tm
(Tue 22nd Apr 2003, 17:30, More)

Dirrty Bomb

(Fri 4th Apr 2003, 16:14, More)

difficult but i think i managed to make this without making it NSFW

(Wed 2nd Apr 2003, 17:33, More)

found the little fella in with my hamster...

(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 22:37, More)

she should've known better...

(Sun 9th Feb 2003, 22:46, More)

Good runner, that Jesus...

(Wed 18th Dec 2002, 13:33, More)

humpty's xmas costume went terribly wrong

(Thu 31st Oct 2002, 11:49, More)

look deep into my eyes.......

(Sun 6th Oct 2002, 15:24, More)

Congratulations Mrs McGowan, it's a boy!

(Sat 5th Oct 2002, 16:39, More)

I don't see why Ken has a problem with them...

clicky for biggy
(Fri 4th Oct 2002, 11:34, More)

Oh furtive.......

overdone it again?
(Wed 31st Jul 2002, 10:53, More)

even bester than mine?

(Wed 20th Mar 2002, 5:37, More)

Helicopter Gunsheep
They're getting more dangerous by the minute

(Fri 22nd Feb 2002, 9:50, More)

Cheeses Of Nazareth
Now you can get redemption AND quality cheeses in one affordable package...

(Fri 22nd Feb 2002, 4:18, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Obscure Memorabilia

How weird - this fits with my dream last night
I have a severed head from Full Metal Jacket.
It was never used in the final cut of the film (too graphic), but it belonged to the female sniper who gets shot by Joker.
In the cut version - Animal Mother comes up and cuts her head off after Joker has shot her saying "Look Who's Hard Now Motherfucker", then he kisses it and chucks it out the window.
Strangely i dreamt last night that i lost it in the London Underground but then found it in a cardboard box along with a copy of the script. But strangely the underground had carriages like rollercoaster cars instead of the normal ones, so you could get out in the tunnels if you wanted to.
i'll shut up now!
(Mon 8th Nov 2004, 11:17, More)

» Childhood bad taste

whilst we're on the subject
ok i own up - this was my favourite jacket for a good deal of the 80's.
What you can't see is the impressive "batwing" arms

(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 19:13, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I also have
a Signed Paper Plate from Jaz Coleman of Killing Joke. It says "To Beardo, Pandemonium, Jaz Coleman". It was the only thing i could find for an autograph when i bumped into him at the Phoenix festivals years ago.
It's in a nice gunmetal frame on the wall - and when people come in they go "oooh is that a Platinum Disc?" and i have to hang my head in shame and tell them it's a paper plate"

(Mon 8th Nov 2004, 11:21, More)

» Scars with history

I've got two classics...
one nice round one on the inside of my forearm from an incident whilst driving round the M25 many years ago....
Smoking a cigarette, finished cigarette, threw lit butt out of the window. Lit butt then flies down the arm of my leather jacket (which i'm wearing just a t-shirt underneath) and starts melting it's way into my arm. I'm doing 90 in the fast lane, arghhhhhhhhh. Had to carefully change 3 lanes and pull over before i could take off the jacket (the butt has melted all the lining and my arm quite badly by this point). I gave up smoking 4 years ago.

The other incident is from way back in the when - i guess mid 80's when cans of drink still had the proper "ring pulls" with the ring and blade. I was sleeping on the floor of a friends house after a party. During the night i must have rolled over and was suddenly woken by a very sharp pain in my thigh. Looking down there was a ring pull embedded in it - the entire blade bit, and all that was sticking out was the ring, which i had to pull to take it out! It made me feel very queesy. (sp?)

(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 13:02, More)

» Childhood bad taste

I bought and still own
"London Nights" by the London Boys

ooh whilst searching for the cover online...found out -

"Edem Ephraim and Dennis Fuller of The London Boys, were both killed in a car crash in The Alps on 21st Jan 1996, also killed was Edem's wife Bettina.

there goes my DJ crediblity
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 18:52, More)
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