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and woo to a guinea pig being on the frontpage! yay a FP!
(Tue 13th Apr 2004, 11:40, More)

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» Have you ever paid for sex?

sex is like Mp3
I'll never pay for either.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:26, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

I don't take drugs anymore
But I used to. A lot.
At one point, I was in the car, waiting for the lights to change, reached over to get the lighter to re-light my spliff, changed the tape etc. you know, the stuff you do when the lights are red, all the time wondering why cars were shooting past me.
I was on the motorway. Stationary. Waiting for the imaginary red light to turn green.

Do drugs if you want, but remember that they are not to be trusted. Those that only take drugs occasionally are the ones that get the best out of drugs.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 15:54, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

julian clary
"Hi Julian. I like your suit, it's very nice. Can I bum a fag off you please?"

He gave me a cigarette.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 21:36, More)

» Fire!

you cannot burn a £5 note.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 11:48, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

It just kind of popped out....
One of my ex's had a mum. she was a teacher, and specialised in the teaching of english. One day she was reading a book, and i had just walked in the house, fresh from smoking a joint.

Me: "what are you reading?"
Her: "I'm doing some reasearch for one of my english groups - pronunciation and things"
Me: "How can you teach pronunciation? you're from Birmingham!"

I really don't have anything against people from Birmingham, I just thought it would be a witty thing to say at the time - being stoned and everything....

Lesson to be learned here, kids - don't smoke weed before social situations where you really ought to try and come accross as a nice, sensible choice of boyfriend. In fact don't smoke weed at all - it's very naughty.

Oh yeah, why is it that people insist on having that "all creatures great and small" hymn at funerals? I can be upset as anything, but the second line of the second verse will always make me laugh - "the purple-headed mountain, the river running by..."
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 0:41, More)
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