» When I met the parents

my mother the comedian
When my mother (who can't speak english well) first met my boyfriend, her first words were:

her: "hiii, i am your mother!"
he:*puzzled, wondering if he should nod politely and assume it was just bad english*
her:"IS JOKE, hahahahaha, i am not your mother, i am giantsquid's mother"

she actually nudged him too and said, 'get it?'
(Wed 25th May 2005, 19:58, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

I can't be the only one
to find the scene in Reservoir Dogs where Mr Blonde messes up the police officer and cuts off his ear kind of erotic. It's probably something to do with my suits fetish...
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 10:45, More)

» Teenage Poetry

Sonnet to Bill Murray lookalike, written by a friend and me age 17
Bill, Dominic or whatever
you were so warm yet
it was not mine to get
I shall lust after thee forever

For I am powerless to control
the hopeless feelings
the book of life shall unroll
after our icy dealings

Yet I like thee even more
but I shall never sit beside thee
no nay never, no nay never no more
(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 16:21, More)