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My name is Laura. That's about All I could come up with for now.

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» Pure Ignorance

My sister
100% fact: My sister's thumbs are not at all identical. One looks like a normal thumb, and the other is short, stumpy and misshapen (like both of mine are). This bothers her very much.

One day, she and my mom came to pick me up from work. While they were waiting, my sister starts to ponder getting plastic surgery to correct her thumb issues. Finally, she decides to announce for all of the restaurant to hear "I think I need a hand job!"
(Thu 13th Jan 2005, 20:05, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

When I'm at the store, I like to squish the marshmallows in their bags. I don't buy them. I just leave them for other people to enjoy squished marshmallows.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:34, More)

» Useless Information

10 out of 10 lesbians prefer women.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 16:08, More)

» Office Christmas Parties

X-mas, McDonald's Style
When you work in a shitty fast food restaurant, it's almost guaranteed that you'll get crap "gifts" from the managers. Last year, everyone got a candle (that smelled suspiciously like a crayon) and a little pocket radio that stopped working an hour later.

And one of my managers yelled at me for forgetting to take my X-mas card.
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 15:16, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Mr. Easter
I had him for chemistry and physics. The guy was a genius, but a bit off his rocker too. Let's just say that everyday in class, we'd have to ask "What are you blowing up today?" I can't even count the number of times the school almost burned down because of him.
(Tue 15th Nov 2005, 1:31, More)
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