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I called an old school mate
recently, haven't seen him since his wedding 5 years ago. He suggested we "touch base" in a pub. I hate that one. Some other corporate bullshit ones I hear are;

Striving for excellence
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(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 17:38, More)

» Local Nutters

I know of the same Mill Road nutter Sionnach speaks of (a few posts below). He'd sit on a bench by the railway bridge on Mill Road with a tin of Campbells tomato soup on top of his head, tied on with a scarf, or similar.
Every time a bus would come along he'd get up and salute it.
Mind you, there was the other guy, the black fella who'd constantly talk to himself up and down Mill Road, just as if he had a mobile phone, but obviously didn't. He also had his head cocked to one side in a no-hands-holding-the-phone sort of thing.

Oh, and there was Alan the complete psycho-nutter on teh number 11 bus route in Birmingham. He used to sit on the bus all day long swearing at the school kids (in the olden days before the cunting school run). He beat up my mate, who blubbed.. well, like a spazz. He told his parents who; called the police.
Interestingly the bus driver stopped the bus allowed Alan the nutter to get off and give him a kicking then let him back on again.
Maybe the bus driver thought my mate was a cunt too.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:29, More)

» People with Stupid Names

I used to work
with someone called Dr Dick Totty
At the same place, a Dr Tart, and someone called Sukdeep.

Also, but not strictly rude names, I deal with/know a Dr Pepper, and a Dr Martin.

Also, a Phil Martin, and a Jim Robinson (for all you old-skool neighbours fans)
Also a Dr Niggerman.
(Tue 31st Aug 2004, 14:17, More)