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I refuse to accept that I performed a sleep-shit
Woo, my first opportunity to contribute to Question of the week!
When I was 7 years old I woke up one school morning, as I walked the 10ft accross my bedroom I was rewarded with a soft, squidgey, not particularly unpleasant substance under foot and up through my toes kinda like a Play-Doh Fun Factory. To my horror a big shit on my floor. My first reaction was to flip out and shouted my mum complaining that "the stupid dog" had crapped on my floor only to be told we didn't have a dog anymore.
To this day I refuse to accept that I performed a sleep-shit and then was unlucky enough to stand in it!
(Fri 7th May 2004, 14:51, More)
I refuse to accept that I performed a sleep-shit
Woo, my first opportunity to contribute to Question of the week!
When I was 7 years old I woke up one school morning, as I walked the 10ft accross my bedroom I was rewarded with a soft, squidgey, not particularly unpleasant substance under foot and up through my toes kinda like a Play-Doh Fun Factory. To my horror a big shit on my floor. My first reaction was to flip out and shouted my mum complaining that "the stupid dog" had crapped on my floor only to be told we didn't have a dog anymore.
To this day I refuse to accept that I performed a sleep-shit and then was unlucky enough to stand in it!
(Fri 7th May 2004, 14:51, More)