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well, nearly been a member for a year now...only 100 days to go, i should learn to spell though, and soon i will post images..yay.
well me, umm.. tallish and indesicive
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well, nearly been a member for a year now...only 100 days to go, i should learn to spell though, and soon i will post images..yay.
well me, umm.. tallish and indesicive
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» Lies Your Parents Told You
while...
...at uni, one of my mates told me that if i scratch my belly button it'll unravell and my guts will seep out of the hole...he did biology so it was a good reason to believe him... but having read these posts i'm not so sure....bollocks if that twat was lying i feel fucking stupid.....please tell me if this is true or not.
(Sat 17th Jan 2004, 14:55, More)
while...
...at uni, one of my mates told me that if i scratch my belly button it'll unravell and my guts will seep out of the hole...he did biology so it was a good reason to believe him... but having read these posts i'm not so sure....bollocks if that twat was lying i feel fucking stupid.....please tell me if this is true or not.
(Sat 17th Jan 2004, 14:55, More)
» Shit Stories
my
mate told me (as it is my favorite veg, well only one i eat) that if you eat too much sweet corn it gives you corny shit. well both not believing him and intregued i went out a got two tins of the sweetcorn and ate it for dinner. Well late the next day i had finnished the brewing so went to Eartha Kitt, grabbed a look, and my mate was right, and i was horrified i had shitjust sweetcorn, nothing else just sweetcorn..... i wanna try more food that do this, so off to get some kendal mint cake, chewits and Beetroot...
ohh and by eating can you change more than colour and texture?
(Wed 5th May 2004, 23:00, More)
my
mate told me (as it is my favorite veg, well only one i eat) that if you eat too much sweet corn it gives you corny shit. well both not believing him and intregued i went out a got two tins of the sweetcorn and ate it for dinner. Well late the next day i had finnished the brewing so went to Eartha Kitt, grabbed a look, and my mate was right, and i was horrified i had shitjust sweetcorn, nothing else just sweetcorn..... i wanna try more food that do this, so off to get some kendal mint cake, chewits and Beetroot...
ohh and by eating can you change more than colour and texture?
(Wed 5th May 2004, 23:00, More)
» Irrational Fears
and
i just remembered another fear
un even clicks.. u know when u click something (not pens and mice for some reason) the clicks have to be even..but if i can't remember i have to click alot until i'm distracted
and also the cracks in pavements, why are they there? is there a big deep hole underneth that i could fall into? why damn it why?
ohh and this one i have no reason for but being killed by some one slicing me to death...like taking little slices off my arms and legs till nothing is left.. and then working there way up my body...uugghh
is that last one normal?
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 10:16, More)
and
i just remembered another fear
un even clicks.. u know when u click something (not pens and mice for some reason) the clicks have to be even..but if i can't remember i have to click alot until i'm distracted
and also the cracks in pavements, why are they there? is there a big deep hole underneth that i could fall into? why damn it why?
ohh and this one i have no reason for but being killed by some one slicing me to death...like taking little slices off my arms and legs till nothing is left.. and then working there way up my body...uugghh
is that last one normal?
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 10:16, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
Well....
..this was a few years back now while i was running a small bike hire buisness as a summer job, and i had to explain to people where they could and couldn't go... and this was simple stay on the road don't go on the car park and they could go only so far one way..... and this is where she came in...when i told her she could only go as far as the theater on the right, which i described to her, and she really had no excuse as to not knowing where it was as
1. it was the only building on the right
2. it is the only cone shaped building
3. in big letters it said theater
4. i was pointing to it, and she could see it.
but still nothing clicked in her head, so comence argument on the building being there, me makeing the building up and me hinting she was stupid (actually i told her she was old stupid and blind, i was quite annoyed by then)
so after about ten minutes of this i gave up offered her a refund yet she demanded she still went out, huh? well she returned ten minutes later argued again that she couldn't cycle up a hill, and i slowly told her she went past where i told her not to go (the big watermelon off cone shapped theater), well i ended up shouting at her telling her she couldn't cycle up the hill cos she was old, fat and stupid (mean yes but you have no idea how thick she was) and then i refused to give her back her deposit (yay) as she had gone where she wern't ment to, annoyed me and put off customers but to be honest i would have rather not met her than had £10 in my pocket..tho it did by a few pints and pies...and on that note i have pints and pies to consume...
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 12:26, More)
Well....
..this was a few years back now while i was running a small bike hire buisness as a summer job, and i had to explain to people where they could and couldn't go... and this was simple stay on the road don't go on the car park and they could go only so far one way..... and this is where she came in...when i told her she could only go as far as the theater on the right, which i described to her, and she really had no excuse as to not knowing where it was as
1. it was the only building on the right
2. it is the only cone shaped building
3. in big letters it said theater
4. i was pointing to it, and she could see it.
but still nothing clicked in her head, so comence argument on the building being there, me makeing the building up and me hinting she was stupid (actually i told her she was old stupid and blind, i was quite annoyed by then)
so after about ten minutes of this i gave up offered her a refund yet she demanded she still went out, huh? well she returned ten minutes later argued again that she couldn't cycle up a hill, and i slowly told her she went past where i told her not to go (the big watermelon off cone shapped theater), well i ended up shouting at her telling her she couldn't cycle up the hill cos she was old, fat and stupid (mean yes but you have no idea how thick she was) and then i refused to give her back her deposit (yay) as she had gone where she wern't ment to, annoyed me and put off customers but to be honest i would have rather not met her than had £10 in my pocket..tho it did by a few pints and pies...and on that note i have pints and pies to consume...
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 12:26, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Worst song...
.. well it really isn't that hard, it has to be "who let the dogs out" by the baha men, not only is the song crap, it reminds you of all the dogs you see out clubing.
(or another possible entry i hate to even thing about is "the laughing gnome" by David Bowie, only an alien cranberry can come up with this toss!!, why you ask, well imagine red hot pokers in your ears, while acid is poured into your eyes and having some fat gimp, possibly in a mask, kicking you in the balls, for several hours, and you will be part way there, it must be one of the first 'shit pop' songs to be made, and that was decades ago, there for not only is it like having you finger and toe nails ripped off, it spawned all the fucking shit we have to listen to now, i really hate the song if you havn't guessed)
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 23:48, More)
Worst song...
.. well it really isn't that hard, it has to be "who let the dogs out" by the baha men, not only is the song crap, it reminds you of all the dogs you see out clubing.
(or another possible entry i hate to even thing about is "the laughing gnome" by David Bowie, only an alien cranberry can come up with this toss!!, why you ask, well imagine red hot pokers in your ears, while acid is poured into your eyes and having some fat gimp, possibly in a mask, kicking you in the balls, for several hours, and you will be part way there, it must be one of the first 'shit pop' songs to be made, and that was decades ago, there for not only is it like having you finger and toe nails ripped off, it spawned all the fucking shit we have to listen to now, i really hate the song if you havn't guessed)
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 23:48, More)