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Hey guys, I'm back (not that any one noticed I had left) and currently out of work.


B3tans/4rthurians (those where the days!) to whom I owe a pint.

This is a list of b3tans who I would like to buy a pint for, because they deserve it or any other good reason i can think of.

Here begineth the list:

Rob (Manuel)
Zak McFlimby
Hairy Midget
Evil Lu
Noit Areggub

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Best answers to questions:

» Evidence that you're getting old

when you
learn that the ice cream van is NOT really out of ice cream when he plays his tune...

thats when you know your getting old
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 17:56, More)

» Out of my depth

when i meet any pretty girl in the real world

/rocks and cries
(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 0:12, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

Student Vs, The Floppy Drive
While working in IT support there have been an interesting collection of items I have found in floppy drives left by students. These include;

Money (I have found enough to fund a full-time member of staff i recon)

Smartie tube lids (Yes, I know that only samrties have the answer, No the floppy drive will not make them tell YOU)

Rubber Bands (WHY?)

Half a pen
and in the next machine along, the other half

But the best of all, was the College ID Badge, with student name, picture and ID number.
And the student wanted to know how we knew it was him.

This is by no means a complete list
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 17:12, More)

» On the stage

Flying temples
Can't say I have done much stage work, but I have been crew for a few and sound for enough music gigs.

So anyway, am doing counter-weights scenery for an opera at uni, one scene I have to drop in these 2 massive false tree trunks. On the 3rd night (after it going fine the first two) one of the singers walks off stage at the end of her piece directly under one of the falling trees. She didn't sing again that evening. Opps.

Same show, in the grand finale we had to lift up this massive temple, took two people on counters to lift it cause it needed to go straight up and fast. However just my luck one evening my partner is taken ill and isn't coming. So "Gods gift to counter-weights" steps in to help me. She wasn't. Wrecked the whole scene
I ended up shoving her off the weights and doing it on my own.
Yeah that was a bad evening.

Other useful stuff, when you have a manager that "just need to go talk to erm someone" every time there is heavy lifting to be done, anyone who asks gets told "oh he's just gone for a quick wank" as a fact.
Also comms headsets are for trying to make people that are visible to the audience laugh, esp camera crews.

behold my length and girth
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 14:24, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 10:31, More)
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