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Evening all.

You can find more about me on
myspace if you like...

That's about it I guess.


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Picture the scene:
A fat woman getting on a bus;
Myself and two others, waiting to get off;

Woman: Can I get past you?
My mate Dexter: Maybe if you lost some weight, you lardy bitch.

The sheer hilarity of jumping off the bus and laughing as it drives off, while she was still standing in the middle of the aisle, shocked, was a sight I'll never forget.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 19:32, More)