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I'm not called Dave. Just in case that wasn't clear at all.

28, bloke, have had purple hair before, but the dye just refuses to stay around more than about 24 hours.
Random place you might be able to contact me:

Visit my webpage, with random java bits on it: http://www.hardcorepawn.com Yes it's safe for work, but some places block it for "adult content" gotta love those catch all filters.

Recent front page messages:

Why little blobs shouldn't show off
Litte Fred here, though he'd show off his blob powers to you all.
Shame he's only 5 and hasn't quite got the hang of it.
(Sat 12th Jul 2003, 16:14, More)

Strange things you catch on camera in pixel-land
Leave a camera around, and look what happens. madenss!

Clicky actual size

And all in less than 6K!
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 10:19, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Ahh, teacher nicknames...
There was a teacher, through no action of his own, aquired the nickname "Clang".

The only reason he was called clang, was that it was the sound we all wanted to hear, were he ever to get smacked in the face with a shovel.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 23:20, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

Rockbitch had some good songs. If you listen to the album without knowing what they do on stage, they're pretty good.

Though now they've dropped the nakedness and sex, and call themselves MT-TV
(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 16:13, More)