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» Pure Ignorance

There is no i in team
I used to work on this big software project. The project manager used to constantly come out with 'We must make sure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet' and similar bollocks.
As the project got deeper and deeper into the mire, the metaphors got more bizzare, eventually ending up with ---

"Make sure you're all shitting into the same sock".

That about sums up the final state of the project, too.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 21:02, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

The truth shall set you free
I work for the CIA, and my guilty pleasure is making up reports of foreign countries having weapons of mass distruction so the army then invades them.

I know its wrong but its such good fun!
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 10:08, More)