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I'm rawr. I live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I'm married to MorpheusRiot and she rocks! I don't exist. I'm a figment of your imagination.

My old host went tits up and I can't be arsed to re-host my stuff.

Recent front page messages:

In every good Igloo there is
an Eskimolator.

edit: woo! thanks for the FP!
(Wed 17th Mar 2004, 5:38, More)

Luckily, Jesus saved often

Click for Holy Hugeness!
[twas posted in the wee hours of the morning, so yeah it's a repost]
WOO! Thanks for the FP!
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 15:55, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Petty Sabotage

hmm which one to post?
Once when I was a youngun, I can recall going to the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition) in Toronto and sabotaging several computer systems that were set up to show off the wonders of the big bad world wide web... for some reason I had a "modified" floppy disk in my coat (disk medium replaced with ultra-fine grit sand paper) which I inserted into several floppy drives and attempted to "format" the disk. In addition to this, I also managed to exit to DOS and type "format c:\" on several other machines.

Yeah. I was a little bastard.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 17:46, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

i could tell you
but then you might steal my ideas and make them yourself and then i will kick myself for sharing the greatest ideas of all time.
(Wed 7th Apr 2004, 23:55, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Drive by Shouting
Sure i know a lot of people probably do this, but some of my friends and i enjoy doing this while driving in Toronto. We shout the action of what the person is doing, for example if they are jogging we yell "JOGGING!" or if they are smoking, we yell "SMOKING!" or if they are clearly gay (wearing leather chaps and a leather vest with a leather hat), we yell "FLAMING!"

Other variations include yelling at farm animals when passing a farm, obvious yells are to yell the sound the animal makes... bonus points are awarded if there is profanity involved, ie: "MOO GODDAMMIT!"
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 7:57, More)

» Pet Names

A friend's Uncle
had a cat named Number Six With Rice.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 15:36, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

watching any movie where a nice car is destroyed
IE: most James Bond movies or other movies that use expensive cars in high speed chase scenes that invariably end up with the cars totalled.

very sad... *sob*
(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 21:14, More)
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