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Been away a LONG time... shouldnt really be back but oh well.

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» Useless Information

Arrrrr Pirates!
Did you know that pirates used to throw guinea pigs over the side of their boats in the hope that the squeeling little creature would lead them to shore?

Well they did, and I should know because I was one in a previous life... pirate that is not guinea pig.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 15:22, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

As a solution developer I have come to hate users...
Especially the ones who ring me on my direct line (I AM NOT THE HELPDESK!!!) asking how to get rid of 'this thing that looks like a paper-clip with eyes that keeps on asking me stupid questions'!!???

ooh and the lazy bustards who also ring me (note to self - get name removed from IT phonelist) saying 'the printer doesnt work and i have tried everything' and when I do send a helpdesk guy down they find out it has just run out of paper.

Users should all be shot

uuuh.. then i wouldnt have a job i supppose.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 10:34, More)

» Dad Jokes

"Could have been worse, could have been me!"
repeat lamely after personal job loss, breakages (marriage, limbs and vases), and general mis-fortune...
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 11:41, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Glen Madeiros - Nothings gonna change my love for you
Bought by my mum for me when I was in a moment of puppy-love madness when I was about 8... Glen was GORGEOUS at the time and it was the only song I knew the words to so I loved singing it VERY loudly thinking I was impressing everyone.

Anyone know what he is doing now? I am sure he looks about as bad as the once-gorgeous Face from the A-team... Such a disappointment I would rather not know if that is the case!
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 9:56, More)

» Pet Names

My youngest cat is called Pingu:
She is black with the odd couple of white hairs and cannot "Miaowww" but makes silly squeaking noises instead - we thought it was quite apt!

/edit: my other cat is called Mango - he cant talk properly either as he has only had Pingu to teach him. He brings us Pigeons. He is only 3 months old - I am expecting him to bring us a goat soon!
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 16:22, More)
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