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designers spend whole days
looking at stock photography

(Thu 7th Dec 2023, 8:40, More)


(Mon 24th Oct 2022, 14:56, More)

We've been expecting you

(Sat 3rd Oct 2020, 12:59, More)

(Thu 23rd May 2019, 7:19, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Impromptu Games You Play

Yellow car
When you see a yellow car you shout 'YELLOW CAR' and punch your mate.

(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:37, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

I liked this
Somewhat surreal

(Sun 6th May 2007, 17:26, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

Square sausages
Sausages that aren't round, requiring you to chase them around the grill/pan and leading to a disparity in the amount of sausage area cooked.

Square profile sausages would cure this in an instant
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 10:54, More)

» Pet Names

Interesting? hmmm
My cats are called Enzo and Ferrucio, named after the founders of Ferrari and Lamborghini respectively.
Sad I know, but my missus lets me get away with it.

ooh ooh ooh, (edit) just remembered, lived in a shared house, so everyone got to name the cat - which is how he came to have the moniker: MaxPax Caramac fuckwit the third.

Honest, we used to smoke a lot.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 13:48, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Hmmmm, WTF are all these American tourists supposed to be going there for?

I smell porky pies.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 13:43, More)
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