Profile for Katayclysm:
Some things about me:
I come from the land of wine and Fado, also known as "that-small-rectangle-near-Spain-,-what's-it-called?".
I'm 26 and my grandmother's name was "Albina do Rosário Mata Lucas" which in english means "the rosary's female albino kills Lucas".
It wouldn't be so bad if my last two names weren't by sheer coincidence Avelar Lucas which means "mourning Lucas". Weird, hmmm? Maybe not but who cares.
I went to the university to study Social Anthropology until i found out the only things I could amount to were to become an underpaid teacher or go to some godforsaken place to learn the customs of its inhabitants. So I droped out and became something more useful: a bum.
If you want to ask me something about my drawings, pics, the meaning of life, etc, you can email me at: katayclysm at hotmail dot com.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes, that's me in the drawings.
Sayings from my country:
"Quem cospe para cima, na cara lhe cai."
(If you spit upward, it will fall in your face.)
Some of my stuff:
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 21 years, 7 months and 19 days
- has posted 65 messages on the main board
- (of which 6 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 2 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
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Some things about me:
I come from the land of wine and Fado, also known as "that-small-rectangle-near-Spain-,-what's-it-called?".
I'm 26 and my grandmother's name was "Albina do Rosário Mata Lucas" which in english means "the rosary's female albino kills Lucas".
It wouldn't be so bad if my last two names weren't by sheer coincidence Avelar Lucas which means "mourning Lucas". Weird, hmmm? Maybe not but who cares.
I went to the university to study Social Anthropology until i found out the only things I could amount to were to become an underpaid teacher or go to some godforsaken place to learn the customs of its inhabitants. So I droped out and became something more useful: a bum.
If you want to ask me something about my drawings, pics, the meaning of life, etc, you can email me at: katayclysm at hotmail dot com.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes, that's me in the drawings.
Sayings from my country:
"Quem cospe para cima, na cara lhe cai."
(If you spit upward, it will fall in your face.)
Some of my stuff:
Recent front page messages:
One ticket to Hell, please....
It's an old story but what the hell....
(Fri 19th Dec 2003, 18:57, More)
It's an old story but what the hell....
(Fri 19th Dec 2003, 18:57, More)
I really hate those photo booths!!!
And I have a feeling they hate me too.
(Fri 3rd Oct 2003, 12:27, More)
And I have a feeling they hate me too.
(Fri 3rd Oct 2003, 12:27, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Worst Record Ever
Deixei tudo por ela.
by Ze Cabra
I almost forgot this gem. You really have to hear it to fully appreciate the beauty of one of the worst singers ever.
This is the story behind Ze Cabra: he’s a portuguese emigrant in France who recorded a CD with his own money. A couple of years go by and no one bought that piece of crap until it got airplay in the morning show of a portuguese radio just for laughs.
All of a sudden this guy starts going to TV shows and his CD goes GOLD. Yes you heard me right. That piece of crap actually went gold here in Portugal.
Believe me, that's the WORST record ever.
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 14:46, More)
Deixei tudo por ela.
by Ze Cabra
I almost forgot this gem. You really have to hear it to fully appreciate the beauty of one of the worst singers ever.
This is the story behind Ze Cabra: he’s a portuguese emigrant in France who recorded a CD with his own money. A couple of years go by and no one bought that piece of crap until it got airplay in the morning show of a portuguese radio just for laughs.
All of a sudden this guy starts going to TV shows and his CD goes GOLD. Yes you heard me right. That piece of crap actually went gold here in Portugal.
Believe me, that's the WORST record ever.
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 14:46, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Information Overload Unit
by SPK.
I'm into a lot of industrial music, but this is by far the most "industrial" you can get.
Imagine listening to someone drilling through a concrete wall. Now multiply that by 10 times.
Now add some guitar feedback, a lot of noise from a synthesiser and some random noise from a lot of industrial machines.
Still with me? Great.
Now mix it all together with no apparent sense of rhythm whatsoever and voila: pure noise.
It’s one of those albums you have listen a track a day or your brain might implode.
The perfect soundtrack for the aftermath of the Apocalypse.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:32, More)
Information Overload Unit
by SPK.
I'm into a lot of industrial music, but this is by far the most "industrial" you can get.
Imagine listening to someone drilling through a concrete wall. Now multiply that by 10 times.
Now add some guitar feedback, a lot of noise from a synthesiser and some random noise from a lot of industrial machines.
Still with me? Great.
Now mix it all together with no apparent sense of rhythm whatsoever and voila: pure noise.
It’s one of those albums you have listen a track a day or your brain might implode.
The perfect soundtrack for the aftermath of the Apocalypse.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:32, More)