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or ihavetwodogs.co.uk

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he's very friendly
good boy!
(Wed 28th May 2003, 17:39, More)

Isn't shrew lovely...
...isn't shrew wonderful...

coat please

i was a little 'uptight' about this one, although now it's 'signed sealed and delivered' I'm 'overjoyed'
(Wed 18th Dec 2002, 12:37, More)

Mk2 of the Cat Panzer...
...introduced a surprise to the package

original pic by IndoleRing ;)
(Tue 18th Jun 2002, 10:18, More)

he's good with the kids...

who's a good doggy?
(Fri 14th Jun 2002, 17:06, More)

this been done yet?

looks like the carpet doesn't match the curtains either...
(Fri 17th May 2002, 14:46, More)

ipod pimp
jesus has turned into an ipod pimp

(Mon 29th Apr 2002, 17:12, More)

pic for the ipod gallery

Jesus Christ, those pesky ipods get everywhere!
(Mon 29th Apr 2002, 16:58, More)


(Fri 22nd Mar 2002, 11:39, More)

he's checking out the totty over yonder

(Fri 1st Mar 2002, 11:36, More)

Meet Brian...

... he's not feeling his usual self.
(Fri 1st Mar 2002, 10:48, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Fishy origins...
'Kipper Fanny'.

Interesting name of housemate's school friend.

Could be shortened to 'Kips' in more refined social circles.
(Wed 24th May 2006, 23:07, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

While working for the very well known music television channel...
...they hired a designer solely on a ten question questionairre, based largely around Dreamweaver. This person was to be the sole, key creative for the entire pan-european operation.

The crunch question was, 'what is CSS'.

The guy who 'won' would build everything using frames rather than tables (ie. a table cell would be an individual frame) and had no grasp on how to change a font

He didn't have a portfolio, any practical design experience or education.

Not strictly client based I realise, but shudderingly stupid never-the-less.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 13:06, More)

» Best Comebacks

a larger'd up 'youth' on a bike...
...was giving out a load of lip one saturday night to a bunch of friends, to which a mate replied, 'good luck with the a levels'

funnier when taken into account he was chasing him down the road waving his fist at the time, as the guy rode of rather sharpish on his bicycle.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 16:45, More)