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» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
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When I was about 7 or 8 we went on a family holiday to Menorca. One night my brother (18 months older than me) and I were ready for bed but started mucking around with my dad's camera. For some reason (i've no idea why) we thought it would be fun to take photographs of each others' pee-pees.
My dad didn't think it was quite so much fun when, a couple of weeks later, he went to pick up the holiday snaps from Boots and was promptly invited back to the police station to "have a chat" about the disturbing images they had developed. 20 odd years later, I wonder if that's still on his record somewhere?
(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 14:37, More)
Innocent
When I was about 7 or 8 we went on a family holiday to Menorca. One night my brother (18 months older than me) and I were ready for bed but started mucking around with my dad's camera. For some reason (i've no idea why) we thought it would be fun to take photographs of each others' pee-pees.
My dad didn't think it was quite so much fun when, a couple of weeks later, he went to pick up the holiday snaps from Boots and was promptly invited back to the police station to "have a chat" about the disturbing images they had developed. 20 odd years later, I wonder if that's still on his record somewhere?
(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 14:37, More)
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No shit sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson returned one evening from a busy day of crime fighting and felt a bit frisky.
They strip down for a bit of quick buggery when Holmes starts squirting Jiff lemon on his arsehole.
"What's that you're doing Sherlock?"
"It's part to lube and part to mask the smell of shit" replies the great sleuth.
"Oh my!" Says Watson "What a spiffing idea!"
"Lemon entry, my dear watson, lemon entry"
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 8:07, More)
No shit sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson returned one evening from a busy day of crime fighting and felt a bit frisky.
They strip down for a bit of quick buggery when Holmes starts squirting Jiff lemon on his arsehole.
"What's that you're doing Sherlock?"
"It's part to lube and part to mask the smell of shit" replies the great sleuth.
"Oh my!" Says Watson "What a spiffing idea!"
"Lemon entry, my dear watson, lemon entry"
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 8:07, More)