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albert

is a Giant Ant that CANNOT BE STOPPED, Expands when Attacked, enjoys Climbing Buildings, and eats Nuclear Waste.

Strength: 10 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 10



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I'm told this is soothing...


Imagine this, but better. That's how I meant it to be.


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ยป Shoddy Presents

Imagine,
for a second, someone gave you, at Christmas, a tie that played Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when you pressed the nose of the grinning spacker's approximation of Santa's least favourite pet. I don't have to imagine.
(Sat 25th Sep 2004, 20:13, More)