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how on earth does everyone keep up with all the posts? I think I'll forever be a bit of a lurker as far as the messages go.. I still can't believe I got 2 frontpages in the same day!! so much more fulfilling than real work...

Have a peek at my website, which has all my junk.. er.. I mean great stuff on it: www.spatuluk.co.uk



you can email me at [email protected]

Recent front page messages:

look out, it's...

mornin.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 10:14, More)

Nothing interesting ever happened outside Normans window

(Mon 1st Mar 2004, 14:50, More)

not many catnip jokes on the interweb :(

(Thu 20th Nov 2003, 15:13, More)

:O

:)
(Wed 12th Nov 2003, 13:59, More)

aaaAaAaaaa!!

(Thu 2nd Oct 2003, 12:51, More)

my attempt at merging didn't go so well...


edit: wow, another frontpage! thanku.. er.. fp deciderer!
(Fri 26th Sep 2003, 14:53, More)

bit bored today..


my first anim, dontchaknow!
edit: crikey! a frontpage!!? *faint*
(Fri 26th Sep 2003, 11:41, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My Mommy always said..
there were no monsters. No real ones, but there are.

and in my experience, they're usually to be found hosting 'You've been framed'!
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:40, More)

» Pet Peeves

People who don't wash their hands
..after having a crap.

I don't care if you're too embarrased because (oh noes!) someone heard you fart a bit - think of all the people you're passing disease onto!

After leaving the cubicle, you'll be leaving samples of your faeces all over the place for unfortunates to handle. Some may contract liver infections and spend several weeks looking like a Simpsons character, vomitting, and not being allowed to drink alcohol, and all because you didn't want to wash your hands.

We all have stinky, noisy bottoms, but only complete bastards don't wash their hands after they've handled one.

(this rant may have been inspired by a previous entry and a bit of an unpleasant experience)
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 11:26, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Heeey, Ratfans!
First album I ever bought was Marillion: Real to Reel, then I bought Roland Rat: The Album! I was only about 10 years old, which I think is a pretty good excuse? I think I'm more embarassed by the Marrilion album, to be honest. the video for Assassin was kinda kewl, I think. Or at least I thought that when I was a kid. I can't rememeber it now. After that, I bought Art of Noise: Who's afraid of... I still listen to it! :)

I also bought that horridable Chaka Demus & Pliers single by accident. I meant to buy Haddaway: What is love.. you couldn't imagine the horror when I pressed play! squeeze me, squeeze me, squeeeeze mee AAAAAAaaaaaAARRRRRGHHH!!!!
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 16:42, More)