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I am an old American Idiot dealing with ever increasing decrepitude.

Searching for the green eye of the little yellow dog.

Does anyone know of a good cure for ingrown weasels?

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Midnight conversation
"I'm a bat!"
"You're an Owl!"
"I'm a Bath Towel!"
(Wed 10th Jul 2019, 19:42, More)

» Slang Survey

Winter Rat
I leaned this phrase when I came to live in central NY state. It refers to a second car kept in reserve fir winter driving. It is most often a 'beater' car used to drive when the road has a lot of salt residue and accidents are more frequent. They make you nice shiny SUV last a few seasons longer!
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 23:04, More)

» Slang Survey

Bloddy Boring Catchphrases
The folks I work with tend to latch onto a catchphrase and do it to death.

1. Why you gotta be like that? Used whenever someone does or says something odd or irritating.

2. Its all about you and....(variable) The variable can be anything. i.e. Its all about you and that hat/sweater/cup of coffee.

3. Do you hear what I'm saying? Used by one fellow in particular who says it 100 times a night.

Anyway.. That's the annoying side of catchphrases!
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 18:44, More)