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I am a CompSci student in Saaaaaf'ampton, which may explain my lack of art.

And I only met the Duke of HelmWellington once, he was a bit of a ponce, ho hum.

Pinguin Teim!!!

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» How I Skive Off Work

The warehouse zoo
Unfortunately, I'm a retail monkey; I don't mind because with managers like mine I can get away with anything. To pass the the time I dissapear into the back warehouse (no secruity cameras or heating, no one looks there). Recently I've discovered that pallet-wrap is great for making things; the warehouse is now filled with little animals.

I call my latest creation "Darth Penguin"

He even has his own little light-saber.
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 11:59, More)

» Fancy Dress

Fancy dress party at my halls of residence, I'd completely forgotten me and my mates were meant to be going. 20 mins before we leave I manage to scrounge up some chavvy dress. I then proceed to spend the night being asked if I normally dress like that. Oh, the shame I felt.

y' star''in?
(Sat 14th Jan 2006, 18:22, More)

» Local Nutters

Tiger man
kiwanotree, mcnelson, as another harlow-ite i've met this man and can vouch for his military obsession. He usually leads the rememberance day parades, I take it he just sneaks in at the front and nobody shoos him away. According to some of my crueler friends he will pull an imaginary machine gun and start shooting if you shout "GRENADE!"
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 23:42, More)