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Hello! I can't think of anything to write. Umm... cuntymints.
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» My Worst Vomit
Vomit
Don't talk to me about vomit, I'm the vomit master! In fact, I was puking up purple nastyness at my sister's wedding two days ago, half of which I can't remember, but anyway thats another story.
This one night I walked back home one freezing night, on my own as usual, after 6 shots of a very nasty green drink called absinthe. I got inside the first door of my house, somehow, but there was an inner door to defeat as well. In my drunkenness, I dropped my keys on the porch floor and couldn't find them. Then I turned around, and puked heavily into the porch letterbox. My mum found me half conscious lying in the coal shed outside, covered in puke. Lovely.
Turned out to be good practise for uni though...
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 19:17, More)
Vomit
Don't talk to me about vomit, I'm the vomit master! In fact, I was puking up purple nastyness at my sister's wedding two days ago, half of which I can't remember, but anyway thats another story.
This one night I walked back home one freezing night, on my own as usual, after 6 shots of a very nasty green drink called absinthe. I got inside the first door of my house, somehow, but there was an inner door to defeat as well. In my drunkenness, I dropped my keys on the porch floor and couldn't find them. Then I turned around, and puked heavily into the porch letterbox. My mum found me half conscious lying in the coal shed outside, covered in puke. Lovely.
Turned out to be good practise for uni though...
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 19:17, More)