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All I didn't lose

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Even bigger in the thread - click More
(Mon 1st Dec 2003, 23:15, More)

Don't try this at home with kids

(Wed 20th Aug 2003, 13:37, More)

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» Council Cunts

I have that record
It's bouncy.
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Hackney Council are a bunch of cunts
(Sat 28th Jul 2007, 20:32, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

Nobody will ever believe me but...
My experience was fun and relaxed and left no mental scars. The only problem was that the condom didn't fit very well. They were the standard durex extra safe kind and simply too tight and tricky to put on.
I ain't bragging here: there's nothing special about me but until I switched to the slightly larger Comfort range I was halfway there before I was halfway in! Did give me terrible anxiety for a bit to which the g/f was ver supportive and said it didn't matter etc. Of course she was lying otherwise she wouldn't have been so happy when I switched products.

I've just realised that this is going to sit at the bottom of my profile for fucking ages...
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 10:55, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

A friend and I used to messily snort sherbert in front of passing cars rather like how 11 year olds imagine cocaine fiends would behave.
(Fri 20th Jul 2007, 7:35, More)