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All free booze is bad booze...
My 21st just happened to coincide with a gallery show. Loads of mates there, including a girl I fancied something rotten. Free booze can be found at these things... loads of it. The plan was to drink them dry then hit the pub.
A mix of Red, White and guinness caused me to hurl into the bushes of the balcony. Deemed to pissed to continue to the pub, and frankly unable to walk properly I got a lift home. Gave the car a new paint job on the way back...
Did anyone know that spew can actually come out your eyesockets? Well, it can. Chucked so violently that i had bruising round my eyes for days. And the girl? well, my two best mates took the opportunity to have a threesome with her.... fuckers
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 20:07, More)