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» Clients Are Stupid

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I'm a teacher. So the children are my clients. Yes...

I was teaching a set 1, year 10 english class, apparently the brightest kids in the year. We were looking at the first pages of 1984 by George Orwell, where it describes a poster of Big Brother. Then a pupil sticks his hand up and says 'If the book was written in 1949, then why is there a advert for Big Brother?'

I laughed, until i realised he wasn't joking.
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 23:12, More)

» Claims to Fame

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sat on Frank Bruno's lap and had my photo taken when I was 9 for some school sport thingy.

Hw seemed to enjoy it far more than me...
(Tue 1st Mar 2005, 20:23, More)