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Name: Firestarter McNair
Occupation: Professional Lighter of Metaphorically Interpersonal Fires
Likes: Fire
Dislikes: Water/Bathing
Favourite movie: "Deliverence"*
Favourite Actor: Tom Berringer
Favourite Actress: Lee Marvin
Favourite Past-time: Trapping environmentalists and anti-nuclear protestors on her small sub-tropical island and pitting them against each other - "Lord of the Flies" style.
Secret Ambition: To syndicate her home made show "Cannabalism: When Survivor Turns Bad"
(* erroneously believes it to be an uplifting spiritual experience)
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Name: Firestarter McNair
Occupation: Professional Lighter of Metaphorically Interpersonal Fires
Likes: Fire
Dislikes: Water/Bathing
Favourite movie: "Deliverence"*
Favourite Actor: Tom Berringer
Favourite Actress: Lee Marvin
Favourite Past-time: Trapping environmentalists and anti-nuclear protestors on her small sub-tropical island and pitting them against each other - "Lord of the Flies" style.
Secret Ambition: To syndicate her home made show "Cannabalism: When Survivor Turns Bad"
(* erroneously believes it to be an uplifting spiritual experience)
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» Best Comebacks
The Bronx
We work in a questionable area known locally as Australia's answer to the Bronx. We went down to the local shop for lunch the other day, and there were pre-teens riding around on rusted undersized BMX's. They ended circling our cars in the car park.
The kids started with a bit of banter like "Hi! What the fuck are you doing here?". Which we ignored.
But what happened next was poetry in motion.
Rebellious Pre-teens: *insert name of workplace* FUCKIN SUCKS!
Co-Worker (says whilst giving double barrelled fingers to the kids): Yeah? We only work here. You LIVE here. . .
We promptly peeled out of the car park with everyone in the car giving the kids the finger. We figured it will be their word against ours.
As we did a middle aged lady came out the servo and yelled "get out of here, white trash". I'm hoping it was aimed at the kids.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 7:52, More)
The Bronx
We work in a questionable area known locally as Australia's answer to the Bronx. We went down to the local shop for lunch the other day, and there were pre-teens riding around on rusted undersized BMX's. They ended circling our cars in the car park.
The kids started with a bit of banter like "Hi! What the fuck are you doing here?". Which we ignored.
But what happened next was poetry in motion.
Rebellious Pre-teens: *insert name of workplace* FUCKIN SUCKS!
Co-Worker (says whilst giving double barrelled fingers to the kids): Yeah? We only work here. You LIVE here. . .
We promptly peeled out of the car park with everyone in the car giving the kids the finger. We figured it will be their word against ours.
As we did a middle aged lady came out the servo and yelled "get out of here, white trash". I'm hoping it was aimed at the kids.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 7:52, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
A variation on the belly button theme
I was about 4 when I was obsessed with my belly button. My mother told me to stop poking at it, otherwise it would bleed and she would have to rush me to hospital.
This didn't work.
So one day, after a particularly interesting belly lint expedition, I fell asleep. When I awoke, there was "blood" in my belly button. She still hasn't come clean about why that blood had the consistancy and smell of my little brother's apple and blackcurrent baby jelly.
Dad also had the "got your nose" thing and "if you swallow watermelon seeds they'll grow..." etc, but his particular personal best was convincing me that Star Wars was real and that the monster that Luke had to battle in the pit on Tattooine would come and get me if I lagged too far behind on family walks.
(Sat 17th Jan 2004, 6:47, More)
A variation on the belly button theme
I was about 4 when I was obsessed with my belly button. My mother told me to stop poking at it, otherwise it would bleed and she would have to rush me to hospital.
This didn't work.
So one day, after a particularly interesting belly lint expedition, I fell asleep. When I awoke, there was "blood" in my belly button. She still hasn't come clean about why that blood had the consistancy and smell of my little brother's apple and blackcurrent baby jelly.
Dad also had the "got your nose" thing and "if you swallow watermelon seeds they'll grow..." etc, but his particular personal best was convincing me that Star Wars was real and that the monster that Luke had to battle in the pit on Tattooine would come and get me if I lagged too far behind on family walks.
(Sat 17th Jan 2004, 6:47, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Child Abuse
It's not so much the names, but how they are spelled around here.
D'artanian (who likes to beat up other kids)
T'neyal
Storme
Paygan
This is a fairly urban place in Australia, and we have kids with names like "Montana".
(Sat 28th Aug 2004, 0:47, More)
Child Abuse
It's not so much the names, but how they are spelled around here.
D'artanian (who likes to beat up other kids)
T'neyal
Storme
Paygan
This is a fairly urban place in Australia, and we have kids with names like "Montana".
(Sat 28th Aug 2004, 0:47, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
Broadbeans and stew
Broad beans. Stew. Boiled potatoes.
Potato famine my arse. They just got sick of tasteless mush that belongs in retirement homes.
(Sun 18th Jul 2004, 8:26, More)
Broadbeans and stew
Broad beans. Stew. Boiled potatoes.
Potato famine my arse. They just got sick of tasteless mush that belongs in retirement homes.
(Sun 18th Jul 2004, 8:26, More)