» Little things that turn you on

London Underground
Sitting on a Victoria Line train, between Seven Sisters station and Finsbury Park...the motion of the train rocking back and forth at high speed produces a rather pleasant sensation...its the ultimate handless ladyfwap! Try it whilst wearing a pearl thong!!!
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 17:39, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Drink your own name game
This game always ends with projectile vomiting, especially if you happen to have a long name! Basically you have to down drinks that correspond to the letters in your name, e.g SARAH: S=SCOTCH, A=ABSOLUTE VODKA, R=RUM, A=ABSINTHE, H=HEINEKEN
Thing is we can't think of any suitable drinks that begin with Y or E....can you?
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 13:49, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

Who needs currency
When you have magic beans?!
(Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 11:43, More)

» Essential Items

Magic beans
Anyone want to buy some magic beans? If you ever run out of money, and want to get home - sell your magic beans to the local fruit-loop who hangs out at your local train station. Magic beans can also be used to purchase tramp-juice. Magic beans are the standard currency in Bumtown!
(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 13:27, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

NHS woe
My worse job was being a filing monkey at an NHS hospital, doesn't sound too bad you might say....however it involved being in a huge room by myself all day, stacked from floor to ceiling with box files, then filing the appropriate forms which had 10 digit codes in numerical order - absolutely mind-numbing work - number crunching at its finest. The cherry on top however was the fact the room overlooked the morgue. I lasted 2 days in that job - made me realise life is too short to spend it round dead people
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 18:18, More)