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» Clients Are Stupid

I used to work for a very well known high street camera shop
and possibly one of the funniest questions that you would receive from people you were trying to flog a digital camera to was "Where do you put the film?"

They would always stare at the camera after this in the same way primitive man would have stared at fire.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 10:32, More)

» Dad Jokes

When I was little
my Dad would read up on the spoilers for soaps and then announce whilst the family watched Eastenders or Coronation Street - "I bet so and so will do that!"

Me and my brothers would all look at him in amazement being young and naive as the event happened and ask how he knew and he would always turn around and say "It's a gift I have."

Oh - and I forgot to say that he used to tell us continually that we were all adopted. Ha ha. See how we laughed.

Or ask my friend's mother when he used to come and pick me up from her house if she's like to keep me.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 17:06, More)