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Hello. Do people even look at these any more?
I lurk more than I post, and I post more than I swim. I also make computer games for a living. FANCY THAT.
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» Mini Cabs From Hell
Youwantataxicabmate?
"No" is usually my prompt, and appropriate response, yet a friend of mine, Chris, decided he'd be daring, and take one of these mini-cab fanatics up on their offer.
Everything's fine, Chris and his girlfriend get out of the cab, and go to pay.
"Can I take your number mate" the driver asks.
"...What?" Chris replies
"Well, I was just thinking, I'll give you a ring if I'm in the area or something"
"...er...ok", and with that Chris sealed his doom.
This taxi driving tit then decided that he'd ring Chris EVERY night for about a month, sometimes just sighing, sometimes asking him where he was, and what he was up to.
Suffice to say, it all ended rather quite suddenly, when Chris finally got sick of it, and roped in all of our mates to relentlessly phone this barely comprehendable taxi twat, on the hour, every hour, for a few days.
There's nothing quite as funny as declaring someone an "arsecandle" and "fucknut" down the phone, especially when the response is simply "whaaa?".
And the moral of this tale? If a random bloke asks you if you want to get in his car, and pay him to drive you, despite him not being a taxi driver - just a normal bloke - look him straight in the eye, and kick him square in the jaffers.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 15:18, More)
Youwantataxicabmate?
"No" is usually my prompt, and appropriate response, yet a friend of mine, Chris, decided he'd be daring, and take one of these mini-cab fanatics up on their offer.
Everything's fine, Chris and his girlfriend get out of the cab, and go to pay.
"Can I take your number mate" the driver asks.
"...What?" Chris replies
"Well, I was just thinking, I'll give you a ring if I'm in the area or something"
"...er...ok", and with that Chris sealed his doom.
This taxi driving tit then decided that he'd ring Chris EVERY night for about a month, sometimes just sighing, sometimes asking him where he was, and what he was up to.
Suffice to say, it all ended rather quite suddenly, when Chris finally got sick of it, and roped in all of our mates to relentlessly phone this barely comprehendable taxi twat, on the hour, every hour, for a few days.
There's nothing quite as funny as declaring someone an "arsecandle" and "fucknut" down the phone, especially when the response is simply "whaaa?".
And the moral of this tale? If a random bloke asks you if you want to get in his car, and pay him to drive you, despite him not being a taxi driver - just a normal bloke - look him straight in the eye, and kick him square in the jaffers.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 15:18, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
I once
lived in a flat with a couple who converted to born again Christianity. This wouldn't have been too bad, besides the fact that they got a little too preachy for my tastes (being a sinful atheist and all) and began leaving notes around the flat for me to read. These were along the lines of "Read this, you need to!" on the front of a leaflet full of bible verses, and "IMPORTANT: MUST READ" on the front of a bible, idly left on the floor outside my bedroom door. Now this wasn't too bad, I tried to politely explain that I had already made my own mind up, and yes, in their eyes I was going to the big scary hot place, but that was just fine with me, as it's all a load of bollocks anyway.
This then prompted them to begin pushing leaflets full of bible verses UNDERNEATH MY DOOR whilst I was in the room, in an attempt to annoy me into conversion. This time, I decided to reply to the notes they had written on the front saying "No thanks, I've already made up my own mind. Please stop leaving these leaflets all over the place." which I assumed was a fairly measured response. This was then met with them posting the aforementioned scummy leaflet back under my door with a note saying "Wrong answer, love God.". Well I thought, fuck it.
So I pissed all over their carpet and moved out.
I don't feel that bad about it to be honest, but I do think it was pretty childish. I'd apologise for length, but I'm not going to.
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 19:20, More)
I once
lived in a flat with a couple who converted to born again Christianity. This wouldn't have been too bad, besides the fact that they got a little too preachy for my tastes (being a sinful atheist and all) and began leaving notes around the flat for me to read. These were along the lines of "Read this, you need to!" on the front of a leaflet full of bible verses, and "IMPORTANT: MUST READ" on the front of a bible, idly left on the floor outside my bedroom door. Now this wasn't too bad, I tried to politely explain that I had already made my own mind up, and yes, in their eyes I was going to the big scary hot place, but that was just fine with me, as it's all a load of bollocks anyway.
This then prompted them to begin pushing leaflets full of bible verses UNDERNEATH MY DOOR whilst I was in the room, in an attempt to annoy me into conversion. This time, I decided to reply to the notes they had written on the front saying "No thanks, I've already made up my own mind. Please stop leaving these leaflets all over the place." which I assumed was a fairly measured response. This was then met with them posting the aforementioned scummy leaflet back under my door with a note saying "Wrong answer, love God.". Well I thought, fuck it.
So I pissed all over their carpet and moved out.
I don't feel that bad about it to be honest, but I do think it was pretty childish. I'd apologise for length, but I'm not going to.
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 19:20, More)
» Fancy Dress
'As offensive as humanly possible'
was the theme of our 2001 new years eve shindiggery. After much mulling, and a total lack of ideas, I spotted my girlfriend's pair of fairy wings. Slapping them on my back, I then declared myself to be the 'aids fairy' to all I met, complete with bags under the eyes, gaunt listless expression, and the manditory 'bergen belsen haircut'. Upon being asked why the fuck I was dressed as some kind of half-arsed thumbellina, I heartily explained 'i turn fruits into vegetables' only to be met with blank incomprehension.
It went down better than the Oliver Cromwell costume another chap wore though, to try and start a fight with any Irish people who might be quaffing guiness out of a brown paper bag in the kitchen, and dancing to their penny flutes.
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:08, More)
'As offensive as humanly possible'
was the theme of our 2001 new years eve shindiggery. After much mulling, and a total lack of ideas, I spotted my girlfriend's pair of fairy wings. Slapping them on my back, I then declared myself to be the 'aids fairy' to all I met, complete with bags under the eyes, gaunt listless expression, and the manditory 'bergen belsen haircut'. Upon being asked why the fuck I was dressed as some kind of half-arsed thumbellina, I heartily explained 'i turn fruits into vegetables' only to be met with blank incomprehension.
It went down better than the Oliver Cromwell costume another chap wore though, to try and start a fight with any Irish people who might be quaffing guiness out of a brown paper bag in the kitchen, and dancing to their penny flutes.
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:08, More)