» Lies Your Parents Told You

Death of a guinea pig
My parents got me a guinea pig when I was about 6, and it keeled over and died two days later. I couldn't understand why it had died. I had a cold at the time, so they told me that it had caught my cold and died. I felt guilty for years.

Bastards.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:18, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Santa?
Another one...

One Christmas Eve when I was quite young, my dad was drunk and therefore stumbling about when putting presents in my room, and woke me up. I was very worried about the existence of Santa, and questioned my mum about this in the morning. She told me that Santa was really busy that year, so he left the presents at the bottom of the chimney and asked my dad to put them in my room...

Bless her.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:38, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Reply to Starzy
Mr Murrey! At Hayes?

I thought it was the Unichem logo he claimed to have invented...he was a bit of an odd man.
(Wed 16th Nov 2005, 20:02, More)