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Eee, that's a lovely card that - thanks son.


Coo, first FP - thanks!
(Wed 17th Sep 2003, 9:36, More)

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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Oh dear.
When I was going to work one day, there were 3 of us in a car going along the motorway, and every so often we'd pass a bored child being driven somewhere. Occasionally the bored child would make stupid faces at us, and being the merry fellows that we are, we'd respond with a similarly stupid face.
This was all well and good until we were behind one car with a kid gurning out the back at us - we started gurning back, and it was only after about 5 minutes of doing this that we realised that the kid actually had cerebral palsy. His parents looked shocked and appalled as we overtook them and disappeared quickly into the distance.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 22:49, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

Male Stripper Roadie
I was a roadie for a rip-off Chippendales band called Adonis, me and 2 other weedy students lugging their trunks around for a couple of nights, openly laughing at their trousers... you know, the ones that would just fall off if you farted whilst wearing them. We only just managed to keep a straight face when they asked us if we wanted to hang around and watch the show instead of going to the pub and coming back when it was all over.

The strangest bit was when we had to shift their fake Greek pillars - they were light enough for one person to carry them, but they were quite big so you had to have your face at about groin-height on the pillars. And they stank to high heaven.
(Sun 3rd Oct 2004, 1:56, More)