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Y'ello all, I'd be surpised if you hear much from me, or if I get a frontpage {pfft, yeh right}.

Im from the good old isle of Britain, I live in the north near Liverpool, in a quaint little village called Ainsdale.

Anyways, see y'all around,

Cheers.

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» Strange things you've been paid to do

I've
eaten and drank alot of things for money, alchohol, and other assorted nice stuff.

The best thing/bet I've done so far is drinking a concoction of Lemonade, Vodka (about a bottles worth), Custard Powder, Rice Pudding, Yoghurt, Double Cream, Wensleydale Cheese, Aspirin, Prunes and some raisins(which act as natural laxatives in a certain quantity, and is definately what I experienced.)

This was all mixed up in a 2 litre bottle.

And I had to drink it in under a quarter of an hour.

I did so.

My reward ?

A ticket to the Leeds Festival Weekend.

Nice one Matt.


Oh, and I've also eaten a selection of sachet condiments from a pub table (English & French Mustard, Mint Sauce, Horse Radish, Mayonaise, Salad Cream, you get the idea) all for a few pints of Guiness.

Needlessly to say I threw up for about two days on both of these occasions.

P.S. Apologies about length.

P.P.S. I know my spelling is shite. Get over it. Pedant.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 17:38, More)

» Slang Survey

I've been hearing
the phrase "shit-hot" alot. Mainly by teenagers wearing matching tracksuits.

I then realised that the mentioned phrase is somewhat untrue. To my knowledge it's pleasantly warm.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 17:33, More)

» Pet Names

Figaro
is the name of my Bearded Dragon. Dont ask, my dad thought of it after I suspect a full nights stone-up, and possibly some Mozart music aswell.

Heres a picture of a Bearded Dragon for all of you curious people :

www.plumptonparkzoo.org/Bearded%20Dragon%201.jpg

He's very cute indeed, all he does is sit on his rock all day taking in the beams of his heat lamp, and occasionally (more around the summer time) he climbs up onto his bed (made of a cardboard box and wood coloured tape) and leaps across and around his vivarium for several hours. The damn crazy fool.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 23:56, More)