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I'm a 22 year old American college student. I work at a TV Station. I do that photoshopping stuff in my spare time. I come here to see what innovative ideas and interesting applications everyone can come up with. um... that's about it, or at least all you'd probably care to hear about. ;)

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Well, I can't optimize worth a damn.

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Edit: Thanks for the FP!
(Sun 2nd Nov 2003, 16:52, More)

New person here

Here's an image I did (click for bigger). Not piping hot new, but semi-new. After consulting the FAQ and such, I am thinking this is appropriate.
(Sun 31st Aug 2003, 14:09, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Heckles

I was watching a stand up comedian a few months back...
It was a pretty good sized venue for a Stand up, about 500 people. The guy starts going into a bit when some twat on the very right side of the audience yells out "NICE ONE, FAGGOT!" The comic turned over to face his accusor and immediately retorts "If I was a faggot, I'd be fucking your father! How dare you heckle me during a bit. You have the timing of diarehha in the 9th inning and not quite as charming." The whole audience went"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" and looked at the now dishelved bastard. The comedian continued on with his show.
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 16:36, More)

» Premonitions

When I was in school...
one of my social science classes had us sit in pairs of two. I was teamed up with their rather uppity girl who was part of the schools equestrian team, and went well out of her way to remind you of it. One day, she was absent (and thus left me to my own affairs throughout class). Someone behind me goes "Hey Nick! Where's Judy at?" and reply "She probably got bit in the face by her horse!" The next day, she shows up with some scabs all across her face. I exclaimed "Good lord! What happened to you?" She sheepishly looked at me and said "My horse bit me in the face." I broke into a guffaw, much to her displeasure.
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 0:50, More)

» School fights

A person can only take so much
Throughout my seventh grade year, I was harassed by several schoolmates in the typical, jock/nerd predatory fashion. After putting up with their shit for most of the school year, they decided it would be funny to accuse me of having an incestuious relationship with my mother, during group presentations in front of the whole class, who, incuding the teacher, just thought it was fucking hysterical. After class, when everyone was leaving to go home, one of the more daring members of the little clique came up to me and said something along the lines of "You deserved it!" This little phrase became the straw that broke the camel's back. I grabbed him by the throat and slammed his head into the brick wall of the hallway. Grabbing his hair, I bent him over an kneed him in the face. While he was stunned, I pushed him on the ground and started jumping on his chest. A teacher came up and tore me off of him, who was now bawling. I looked up at the horrrifed members of his group, who took off running, not wanting to end up like their friend. In the end, I just got a saturday detention, as did he for getting the shit kicked out of him. I never had any more problems with harrasement ever again.
(Mon 13th Mar 2006, 7:06, More)

» Best Comebacks

One day I was sitting at a traffic light...
This light is at the end of an exit not only for one of my Uni's parking lots, but for the large, regional post office as well. At this light there is a large, quite obvious sign that says "No Turn on Red." So I wait and wait for the light to turn green, when this fat bitch comes up behind me, yammering away on a cell phone. She hits her horn. I look in my mirror and she's making a "WTF?!" Gesture.

"What the hell?" I think to myself as she hits the horn a few more times. Then, in a gesture of rage, she leans out the window and says "YOU CAN TURN DUMBASS!" To which I cooly raise my hand, point to the sign and yell back "AND YOU SHOULD LEARN TO READ, CUNT!"

That shut her up.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:28, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Bohemian Rhapsody
Whenever the song comes on in a car full of me and my friends, we all re-create the famous scene from the movie "Wayne's World." Everyone has their own parts and we just sorta belt out the tune... badly. I remember one summer we were "performing" at a stopped traffic light and I managed to see an older couple next to us, complete with looks of horror on their faces. Good times.
(Sun 27th Mar 2005, 15:16, More)
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