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Afroboy was spawned from Satan's bosom in 1981. He is a science teacher and a serial pest. He smells like off cheese and runs like a girl. Nobody likes him.
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Afroboy was spawned from Satan's bosom in 1981. He is a science teacher and a serial pest. He smells like off cheese and runs like a girl. Nobody likes him.
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» I just don't get it
Year book quote
In high school we we're meant to write quote to put under our picture in the year book. If you didn't write one the editor would put one in for you. The one they gave me was "Ahhh I say, you cap'in" What the fuck does that mean?
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 5:55, More)
Year book quote
In high school we we're meant to write quote to put under our picture in the year book. If you didn't write one the editor would put one in for you. The one they gave me was "Ahhh I say, you cap'in" What the fuck does that mean?
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 5:55, More)
» Worst Record Ever
The worst CD in my house...
is the moulin rouge soundtrack, its not mine but my sister's, and its burning a hole in the CD rack with its high energy ultrabrown radiation.
Baz Luhrmann is a total fucking hack to put it nicely. The M.R. soundtrack was the poison cherry on the racid cream covering the vom and shite cake that was moulin rouge the movie. To explain everthing that was crap about that movie would require at least 13.2 billion years. God it almost makes me ashamed that come from the same country as Baz. I notice that quite a few songs metioned here are crammed into that one diabolical medly where they're singing on that elephant thingy...oh if only my brain would be kind enough to let repress all memory of that movie. On the upside at least nicole kidman is attractive.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 15:07, More)
The worst CD in my house...
is the moulin rouge soundtrack, its not mine but my sister's, and its burning a hole in the CD rack with its high energy ultrabrown radiation.
Baz Luhrmann is a total fucking hack to put it nicely. The M.R. soundtrack was the poison cherry on the racid cream covering the vom and shite cake that was moulin rouge the movie. To explain everthing that was crap about that movie would require at least 13.2 billion years. God it almost makes me ashamed that come from the same country as Baz. I notice that quite a few songs metioned here are crammed into that one diabolical medly where they're singing on that elephant thingy...oh if only my brain would be kind enough to let repress all memory of that movie. On the upside at least nicole kidman is attractive.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 15:07, More)
» School Sports Day
Swimming
I am possible the most unco-ordinated swimmer in history. My style of swimming basically consists of flailing about like someone having a seizure. Never-the-less I can swim in terms of I can keep myself from drowning.
Anyway once at a swimming carnival I was "swimming" in my usual style and my forth grade teacher started stripping off his shirt so he could dive in a save me. Luckily I saved him the trouble by making it to the other side.
Also I once got a 4th place ribbon...in a race with only 4 people.
(Fri 31st Mar 2006, 14:22, More)
Swimming
I am possible the most unco-ordinated swimmer in history. My style of swimming basically consists of flailing about like someone having a seizure. Never-the-less I can swim in terms of I can keep myself from drowning.
Anyway once at a swimming carnival I was "swimming" in my usual style and my forth grade teacher started stripping off his shirt so he could dive in a save me. Luckily I saved him the trouble by making it to the other side.
Also I once got a 4th place ribbon...in a race with only 4 people.
(Fri 31st Mar 2006, 14:22, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Phonebook
When I was in highschool my friend and I found somone with surname Bumpus in the phonebook. This of couse led to many prank calls.
I once had an eraser made by "Fuk Hing Stationary" in Hong Kong.
My god mothers maiden name was Marietta Grub.
In Australia there is a horse trainer called Gai Waterhouse.
I had a work mate called Natalie Aked (N. Aked) whose husband name was Ben Aked.
(Tue 31st Aug 2004, 8:32, More)
Phonebook
When I was in highschool my friend and I found somone with surname Bumpus in the phonebook. This of couse led to many prank calls.
I once had an eraser made by "Fuk Hing Stationary" in Hong Kong.
My god mothers maiden name was Marietta Grub.
In Australia there is a horse trainer called Gai Waterhouse.
I had a work mate called Natalie Aked (N. Aked) whose husband name was Ben Aked.
(Tue 31st Aug 2004, 8:32, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
"i"
Putting a small case "i" in front of every single product. It isn't just Apple at it either. I have an iVac (not chosen for the name but because we were tight arses). Kraft wanted to call the new watered down vegemite iSnack.
It's the biggest piece of marketing douchebaggery since putting a number in the thousands behind product names.
iT iS iNsulting to our iNtelligence.
Oh and using numbers as letters in movie names, it was bad enough when the l33t kids did it.
(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 8:51, More)
"i"
Putting a small case "i" in front of every single product. It isn't just Apple at it either. I have an iVac (not chosen for the name but because we were tight arses). Kraft wanted to call the new watered down vegemite iSnack.
It's the biggest piece of marketing douchebaggery since putting a number in the thousands behind product names.
iT iS iNsulting to our iNtelligence.
Oh and using numbers as letters in movie names, it was bad enough when the l33t kids did it.
(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 8:51, More)