in that case, let's have it again

(Thu 11th Apr 2002, 9:49, More)

» Best Comebacks

was out with a woman friend once when this happened
Random bloke: "Ere, love, sit on me face"

Her: "Why, is your nose bigger than your penis?"
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:26, More)

» Best Comebacks

Also,
An old graphic designer mate asked if I had an aspirin

Me: "Why, have you got a headache?"

Him: "No, I'm hungry.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:27, More)

» Pure Ignorance

My friend's flatmate
Held the colander over his plate while he drained the spaghetti for his tea.

He'd assumed that the spaghetti would run out of the holes, leaving the water in the colander.
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 14:32, More)

» Irrational Fears

I have an irrational fear of the word
I can barely say it...

"frothing"
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:55, More)

» I'm an expert

Junk Mail
specifically, charity junk mail.
(Mon 27th Jun 2005, 17:00, More)