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» Weird Traditions

Another family tradition
is to always use Pump 8 at our local Texaco. It's the best pump by miles. I got a new car with the filler cap on the wrong side, and I put up with having to stretch the big pipey thing over my roof just so that I can still use pump 8.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 14:26, More)

» Slang Survey

Politically wrong, but...
Spazmo

has made it back into common language in Manc. Awesome. 80's kids playground insults are coming back, I tell you. "Idiot Face" is utterly offensive at the moment, and "Poo Head" is particularly imaginitive.
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 13:40, More)

» Teenage Poetry

How about
Tesco Tesco, where the best go
Tesco Tesco, that's right
Tesco Tesco, where the best go
Tesco Tesco, all night!
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 1:25, More)

» Weird Traditions

Whilst in the car
Coming home from the south to Sheffield by car, you'd go over a big roundabout with a factory (called Bryan Donkin) next to it.

When you got there, it meant you were nearly home, and could thus sing the Bryan Donkin song.

It went "Bryan Donkin, Bryan Donkin, Bryan Donkin, Bryan Donkin, Bryan Donkin".
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 18:54, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

You
really can get worms from eating sugar cubes. My mum told me so.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 18:33, More)
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