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Current terror alert level is
80%LUSH
For Gods sake don't click this link
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Extreme |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | High |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very High |
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» It was a great holiday, but...
Good god where do I start
disclaimer. Not all of these are on the same holiday, if they were I would be in an institution.
Chased by a group of French Foreign Legionnaires in Djibouti, barely escaped with my life.
On a boat that ran out of fuel in the South Atlantic, no radio, no flares, no-one to see them anyway, it's amazing how long you can paddle for if you need to.
A friend diving into the shallow end of a pool in Panama and crushing a vertibra.
A guy I was with being shot in the face with a .22 pistol in Montevideo, Uruguay on Christmas eve, he lived but the pellet was lodged in his sinus.
Falling of a huge motorbike (small moped) while drunk in Corfu, four stitches in my chin by a quack who thought anasthetic was for girls.
Going from Dubai to Abu Dhabi with an Arab driver who spoke no English but laughed manically whenever he braked and the car veered violently off the road and on to the verge (although that was sort of work so it may not count).
Waking up in the morning to find I had gone home with a girl who lived in a favella in Valpariso, Chile and having to find my way out.
Sometimes I wake up screaming and wish that these were just stories but they are all true.
Don't fucking go on holiday with me, and if by any chance you do please look after me.
(Sun 24th Apr 2005, 11:32, More)
Good god where do I start
disclaimer. Not all of these are on the same holiday, if they were I would be in an institution.
Chased by a group of French Foreign Legionnaires in Djibouti, barely escaped with my life.
On a boat that ran out of fuel in the South Atlantic, no radio, no flares, no-one to see them anyway, it's amazing how long you can paddle for if you need to.
A friend diving into the shallow end of a pool in Panama and crushing a vertibra.
A guy I was with being shot in the face with a .22 pistol in Montevideo, Uruguay on Christmas eve, he lived but the pellet was lodged in his sinus.
Falling of a huge motorbike (small moped) while drunk in Corfu, four stitches in my chin by a quack who thought anasthetic was for girls.
Going from Dubai to Abu Dhabi with an Arab driver who spoke no English but laughed manically whenever he braked and the car veered violently off the road and on to the verge (although that was sort of work so it may not count).
Waking up in the morning to find I had gone home with a girl who lived in a favella in Valpariso, Chile and having to find my way out.
Sometimes I wake up screaming and wish that these were just stories but they are all true.
Don't fucking go on holiday with me, and if by any chance you do please look after me.
(Sun 24th Apr 2005, 11:32, More)
» Shame
Working as a photographer for a press agency
I had to go with the reporter to get pictures of the sister of a suspected kiddy fiddler who had been beaten to death in Rochdale. I realised it was not the job for me while sitting on her sofa at 1130 at night while the reporter asked awful questions about her brother whose corpse was still warm.
I was under orders to get all the pictures of him that she had so no-one else could get them from her.
I don't know if she got them back as I left that job the day after.
The whole thing sickens me still.
(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 20:11, More)
Working as a photographer for a press agency
I had to go with the reporter to get pictures of the sister of a suspected kiddy fiddler who had been beaten to death in Rochdale. I realised it was not the job for me while sitting on her sofa at 1130 at night while the reporter asked awful questions about her brother whose corpse was still warm.
I was under orders to get all the pictures of him that she had so no-one else could get them from her.
I don't know if she got them back as I left that job the day after.
The whole thing sickens me still.
(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 20:11, More)
» I just don't get it
Religion
They're all fucked, every last one of them.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 18:53, More)
Religion
They're all fucked, every last one of them.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 18:53, More)