Profile for hiab-x:
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 21 years, 3 months and 11 days
- has posted 37 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 2 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 1 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Lies Your Parents Told You
I was a little shit !
This isn't so much a lie, more a misunderstanding... My Dad thought (When I was about 5) that the "Straight approach" was a good idea after I'd asked him how I came into being.Of course he tried to simplify the whole process for my little mind to grasp.
A day or so later I returned from playgroup triumphantly wielding a picture that I'd painted of my Mum sitting on the toilet smiling... with me dropping out of her arse.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I was also once taking a car ride with my Grandfather on the way back from Gt Yarmouth .
We drove past a graveyard (I had a vague notion of what death was) so I asked him if thats where he'd be one day & he replied "No, they're going to put me in a fire" This immediately conjured up images of a bunch of adults slinging my kicking & struggling Grandand onto a bonfire.I was inconsolable & howled all the way home.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 22:24, More)
I was a little shit !
This isn't so much a lie, more a misunderstanding... My Dad thought (When I was about 5) that the "Straight approach" was a good idea after I'd asked him how I came into being.Of course he tried to simplify the whole process for my little mind to grasp.
A day or so later I returned from playgroup triumphantly wielding a picture that I'd painted of my Mum sitting on the toilet smiling... with me dropping out of her arse.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I was also once taking a car ride with my Grandfather on the way back from Gt Yarmouth .
We drove past a graveyard (I had a vague notion of what death was) so I asked him if thats where he'd be one day & he replied "No, they're going to put me in a fire" This immediately conjured up images of a bunch of adults slinging my kicking & struggling Grandand onto a bonfire.I was inconsolable & howled all the way home.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 22:24, More)
» My first experience of porn
Sins of the almost step father...
(Circa 1985)I was thirteen & had made friends with the son of one of my neighbors a few doors down the road.
I remember him telling me excitedly that he'd found the key to a wooden chest in his parents bedroom & "You won't believe what was in there"
So, later that day I'm round little Jimmy Evans house minus the parents to see what all the fuss was about. He put on a video he'd found in the chest.
Lots of joff flying all over the place,slow-motion cum shots, masturbation,anal sex over a pool table, some bloke shooting his load over a T.V set?!?. It was vastly superior to any sex education we were learning at school, we were riveted!
This would a comfortable memory if it wasn't for the fact that Jimmy's parents split up several years later.
"What's so bad about that?!" You many wonder.
His Dad is now regularly dating my Mother!
In fairness he is a top bloke but It was hard to get him to look me in the eye when I brought the matter up shortly after their romance started.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 11:22, More)
Sins of the almost step father...
(Circa 1985)I was thirteen & had made friends with the son of one of my neighbors a few doors down the road.
I remember him telling me excitedly that he'd found the key to a wooden chest in his parents bedroom & "You won't believe what was in there"
So, later that day I'm round little Jimmy Evans house minus the parents to see what all the fuss was about. He put on a video he'd found in the chest.
Lots of joff flying all over the place,slow-motion cum shots, masturbation,anal sex over a pool table, some bloke shooting his load over a T.V set?!?. It was vastly superior to any sex education we were learning at school, we were riveted!
This would a comfortable memory if it wasn't for the fact that Jimmy's parents split up several years later.
"What's so bad about that?!" You many wonder.
His Dad is now regularly dating my Mother!
In fairness he is a top bloke but It was hard to get him to look me in the eye when I brought the matter up shortly after their romance started.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 11:22, More)