» Childhood bad taste

its fun to stay at the...
to my eternal shame from the age of 14 i had my picture up in hamleys toyshop so the security guards would know not to let me in..never a good idea to shoplift from one of the biggest toyshops in the world, even worse when its for stealing lead...lead to make models...models for dungeons and dragons figures..dungeaons and dragons figures which i was playing with at the ymca, the ymca which i had to spend over an hour on the bus to get to... what was i thinking???????????
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 21:41, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Worst record ever
kevin carter by the manic street preachers...why? cos its pure shite, political statement my arse! fecking talentless welsh turdburglers, should be shot the lot of em. who gives a flying zeppelin about whoever kevin carter is or was???
infact anythign by the manics is and weill be the worst record i ever heard
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 17:30, More)

» Irrational Fears

the moomins
gave me the creeps, not the cartoon but the origanal felt version, pink felt hippos and some weird thing thats lives in a hat and and and .....brrrrr makes me shiver just thinking of em, and the theme song! why oh why oh why did thay have to have such a weirdy haunting theme song??? im scared now...somebody hold me..

im also scared i'll drop dead whilest haveing a shit, and falling onto the wall urinal things, you know the ones, that step thing on the floor by it, stand on it or behind it? twallocked if i know. i try not void bladder or bowls in publich because of these reasons.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 19:23, More)

» People with Stupid Names

bad names
bloke i used to know at work has the name dick mussel...

never met her myself but through yournotme its been bought to my attention a woman out ther has the unfortunate luck of being called fanny payne..must be a nightmare goign to the docs
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 10:46, More)