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What happened to the Beagle
Sorry it's a pearoast but more relevant now than ever
First time on a front page without doing anything illegal - woo!
(Fri 26th Dec 2003, 12:40, More)
Sorry it's a pearoast but more relevant now than ever
First time on a front page without doing anything illegal - woo!
(Fri 26th Dec 2003, 12:40, More)
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» Evidence that you're getting old
When you go to www.b3ta.com
And whistfully long for the days when the board worked on a Friday
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 9:09, More)
When you go to www.b3ta.com
And whistfully long for the days when the board worked on a Friday
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 9:09, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
I put the cat in the oven* once
left it there (only a minute) for the old dear to find. Hilarious.
In our house we always pester the cat and dog by putting them in stupid places for no apparent reason. Drawers, cardboard boxes, the washing machine, the microwave, on high shelves, inside the windowed case of a dead PC. The cat gets the brunt of the treatment because the dog's just too damn big.
*not switched on! We're not actually cruel to them, and I sure they get the humour
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 12:54, More)
I put the cat in the oven* once
left it there (only a minute) for the old dear to find. Hilarious.
In our house we always pester the cat and dog by putting them in stupid places for no apparent reason. Drawers, cardboard boxes, the washing machine, the microwave, on high shelves, inside the windowed case of a dead PC. The cat gets the brunt of the treatment because the dog's just too damn big.
*not switched on! We're not actually cruel to them, and I sure they get the humour
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 12:54, More)
» I just don't get it
Why are they feeding the Pope through a tube?
Surely they're playing God
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 19:22, More)
Why are they feeding the Pope through a tube?
Surely they're playing God
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 19:22, More)
» Scars with history
Mystery scar
I've a scar with no history at all - every doctor who has ever seen it swears blind it's an appendectomy scar, which is all well and good except I have never had my appendix out. It's been there ever since I remember, and my mum's no idea either, so the only conclusion I can draw is that I was abducted by aliens...
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 9:49, More)
Mystery scar
I've a scar with no history at all - every doctor who has ever seen it swears blind it's an appendectomy scar, which is all well and good except I have never had my appendix out. It's been there ever since I remember, and my mum's no idea either, so the only conclusion I can draw is that I was abducted by aliens...
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 9:49, More)
» I just don't get it
Cunts on the tube
Why the feck do you squeeze into London Bridge, making them close the platform several times each and every morning due to overcrowding, and then get off at Bank which is only just accross the bridge. It's quicker to walk you spazzers. And then I might have half a chance of getting on the bloody thing and get to Camden without tasting your armpits.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 19:21, More)
Cunts on the tube
Why the feck do you squeeze into London Bridge, making them close the platform several times each and every morning due to overcrowding, and then get off at Bank which is only just accross the bridge. It's quicker to walk you spazzers. And then I might have half a chance of getting on the bloody thing and get to Camden without tasting your armpits.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 19:21, More)