» Dad Jokes

My Dad always made feisty remarks
when waiting in traffic behind a hesitant driver, such as:

"I have a string if you want to get out and lead it!" or,
"What shade of green are you waiting for ...a nice chartreuse?"

Edit: My dad died a couple of years ago. Thanks for giving me an excuse to remember his dumb jokes and him.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:26, More)

» Dad Jokes

Just remembered another really silly thing he would say...always.
"What, you don't like peas (subsitute any hated foodstuff)?....They like you!"
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:34, More)