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I'm 23. Born in Cambridge. Lived in Sheffield for 4 years. Moved back to Cambridge. Now work in adult entertainment company.

I play bass too. One right handed. One left. You know your impressed

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» Clients Are Stupid

Being in IT support and all...
We've got a bit of software that lets us take remote control of someone's PC. In order to do this, the user must accept a message to let us connect. Thus the following happens:

ME: Can you click yes to that message? It will allow me to take full control of your PC.

User(Dumb Twunt): Oh, Ok

ME: Thanks,

User: Oh my god, the mouse is moving on its own. Oh my God, God, Sh*t, F*ck, oh my god....

ME: Calm down, that's me doing that. See it goes left, it goes right.....

User: *faints*

twats All of them
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 14:58, More)

» Teenage Parties

I'm sure this qualifies as a teenage party. Me and my mates decided to go punting on the river Cam (don't bother, it's fucking shit) one friday night. The main reason was because a tasty girl I'd been interested in was going. Basically she got in the punt with moi, I leant over to the next punt to get her a cushion to sit on, and my phone which was in my top shirt pocket fell into the river. With £40 quid credit on it. I then get my mate who had a rucsac filled with booze to give me some bottles. Cue me drinking most of it and throwing up "over-board" for the whole fucking river. All bloody two miles of it. I still remember saying "i fink your well fit" whilst throwing up in her hand. Funny, I've still not met her (this being like 6 years ago) even though my best mate is currently going out with her best mate :)
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 13:56, More)

» Worst Record Ever

cheeky girls
they're ugly, talentless, shit, crap, skinny, and pathetic. who honestly gives a watermelon about a cheeky holiday?
yep, thats about at worst as it can get. and dont even get me started on those happy baby orangutan called Steps. honestly, who the ..........*muted*
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 10:40, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Guess bra sizes
On a ladish night out me and my friends attempt to guess a girls bra size...
i have never lost.....
(well i lost a few teeth once, she found it offensive)!
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:08, More)

» Pet Names

My cat has lots of names
Depending on the situation's:

Cat has a shit in house - called Bastard
Cat is having a play and going mad - called stupid
Cat wants food (even though its already got some) - called fuck off
Cat wakes you up - called You little fucker

Strange thing is, he seems to understand...
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 16:10, More)
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