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I'm a 28 year old misanthrope, working for the new-media bit of a large media corp in London.

I have a sort of webpage at evilcoffee.org
that I never update...

All my pics were lost when MSN groups borked a while back.

I do the flickr thing here.

Recent front page messages:

Afterwards Mavis realised she shouldn't have refused to make the workmen a cup of tea...

(Sat 18th Oct 2003, 1:28, More)

Sadly their mating dance, while simple, is utterly futile...

(Tue 23rd Sep 2003, 22:18, More)

And then, when the day was done, the mowers would dance...

Woah. I made the front page. Wow, I'm considerably chuffed.
(Sun 21st Sep 2003, 16:08, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Crappy Prizes

Damn cheap PA systems...
I'm about 9 or so and it's a "Summer Fete" at the hospital where my Dad works and there is of course a raffle...

My number is called... over the lousy PA system it sounds like I've won... "a thousand pounds"... I stagger towards the stage... my mind in a whirl as I count the number of Transformers I could buy... I'm presented with...

"A set of pans".

Ended up "selling" them to my Mum for a tenner... which was a bit of a swizz as they were fancy glass Vision pans too...
(Tue 9th Aug 2005, 15:34, More)