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(Thu 24th May 2007, 9:42, More)

Rubik's for geeks.

Biggus Clickus
(Mon 21st May 2007, 9:39, More)

Jesus's bridging technique was legendary.

(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 11:28, More)

(Thu 13th Jul 2006, 11:52, More)

Einstein's Theory of Rockability

(Wed 18th Jan 2006, 9:35, More)

Awww, baby loves a spang..

(Mon 3rd Oct 2005, 14:18, More)

Yoda in da Mother Fuckin' House.

(Thu 19th May 2005, 14:25, More)


Clickus Biggus
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 11:15, More)


(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 14:52, More)

He's missing Mr.Snuffleupagus..

(Fri 6th Aug 2004, 10:57, More)

New show for Channel Four spawns English Champions.....

(Wed 30th Jun 2004, 15:33, More)

Warren Entertainment

..if this hasn't been done before I'd be surprised
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 13:31, More)

Unfluffy Bunny

(Wed 16th Jun 2004, 11:26, More)


...oooh FP, didn't expect that...hoorah for bad jokes.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 9:13, More)


(Thu 25th Mar 2004, 14:36, More)

What really happened at the Olympic Games

Yet again I apologize for the size
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 13:55, More)

What Really Happened At The Nuremburg Rally

..sorry about the size, it was as small as I could take it...
(Fri 6th Feb 2004, 12:09, More)

Spoonerism #8

Morning All

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 11:15, More)

Doubting Daniels

1, 2, 3,
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:08, More)

cfb, 1, 2,
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 15:50, More)

(Mon 1st Dec 2003, 17:03, More)

Okay, stop it, stop it NOW!

(Tue 25th Nov 2003, 17:34, More)

Cheeky 'Bloody' Monkey

(Fri 7th Nov 2003, 12:47, More)

Helen of Troy Rogers and Trigger

(Thu 2nd Oct 2003, 14:38, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Stuff You've Overheard

Americans again.....
On a visit to Busch Gardens, Florida, my mate and I stopped by some turtles/tortoises, the massive ones. Not much happened at first, until the male decided he wanted some. Slowly walking over to his missus, then mounting, a good few minutes of huffing and puffing, it was all over with him giving off a victory roar. My mate and I were in stiches because we're really mature then cue American lady to her husband "so which ones the male?".
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:35, More)