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Pearoast for compo

(Mon 22nd Nov 2004, 14:31, More)


(Mon 23rd Feb 2004, 10:38, More)

She's away with the zombies

(Fri 13th Feb 2004, 15:40, More)

It's political correctness gone mad.

3 fps this year already! i'm on a roll!
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 17:41, More)


(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 9:27, More)

Scandal at the zoo
woo! first front page! yay!
(Tue 6th Jan 2004, 14:12, More)

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» Shoddy Presents

Double mix up
My ageing (and now rotting) gran once gave my sister and I stockings bought from the local supermarket filled with little toys and sweets. Unfortunately she managed to get them muddled up, and i got the "Good Girl" stocking and my sister got the "Good Boy" one. To make matters worse, my gran had forgotten we were human - the stockings, containing mini marabones and jingley toys, were for cats and dogs. Bless.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 11:42, More)

» Teenage Poetry

a message in a female friend's birthday card, from 6th form.
If you were the village bicycle,
we'd all prefer to walk.
When you were born you were delivered by
a rino, not a stalk.
If you were the last woman on earth
and we were the only men,
we'd all turn homosexual
and god could start again.

(we liked her really. thats why we took the piss so much)
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 15:24, More)

» Pure Ignorance

My mum
My mum once told me that stars were "...bits of the sun that had broken off and floated away." Thats one of the reasons i no longer live in Devon.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 9:11, More)

» Crappy Prizes

I am the greatest dancer.
While at university in high wycombe, a local dive managed to get the DJs from Morcheeba to hold a night of dancing and merrymaking. There was going to be some top prizes for the best dancers, judged by the Morcheeba guys, including a nice skateboard. I could see some easy ebay money on the horizon, so on the night i danced my little heart out. imagine my excitement when i discovered i had won! over the din of the speakers i was awarded... one of those crappy key-chain things that boarders wear hanging out of their jeans. I didn't understand why my efforts weren't rewarded with the spangley new skateboard until the next day when my housemate got home. She's managed to pull one of the Morcheeba DJs and gone back to his hotel in his ferarri. On the way, he'd told her about the guy SO SHIT at dancing that they'd given him a consolation prize. Twunt. Still, he was shit in bed apparently.
(Tue 9th Aug 2005, 12:42, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Last month,
we were told that my sister probably had Lymphoma. She had been taken to hospital with an enlarged lymph gland and jaundice. The docors ran tests for glandular fever, but they all came back negative and finally we were told that she would have to have a biopsie and that lymphoma was on the cards. My dad rang me at work and i rushed back to my place to pack my things and go back home to Devon. Then, about an hour later my dad rang again to say that a third test for glandular fever had come back POSITIVE! I went from crying in dispair to crying for joy in the space of 10 seconds :) She is getting better now and gets to lie around all day watching DVDs. Just wanted to write a story with a happy ending :)
(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 14:43, More)
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