» Losing Your Virginity

gettin some pussy
19 years old, desperate, in the bedroom of the girl Id fancied since i was 6. So result in a way. Except she had taken to smoking 20 a day so her fannybatter tasted of marlboro. Still had enormous, stupendous tits, which I was very happy to see. Until she used the phrase "Christ, were you bottle fed?" which gave me the hint to move on.
No condoms so bareback and morning after pill....and clap as it turned out.
Oh and the title? because throughout the deed her semi feral cat was clinging to my thigh and biting my arse, and I didnt want to stop to remove it.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 17:11, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Insult olympics.
simple concept. you deliberately insult each other till one of you actually makes the other upset. Hard to score a win. The last time I managed it was when I suggested that my opponents one legged, dead father could have made good money as a novelty prostitute and should be exhumed for that purpose.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 8:26, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Cold...feet
Cold feet was filmed outside my mates house in manchester. or the outside bits were. One Sunday they were out there filming in the morning when he got up. And started moving around his flat. naked.....
On screen in the background one can plainly make out colins genitalia in the window behind nesbitts head.
(Wed 17th Nov 2004, 9:39, More)

» I'm an expert

useless stuff
Im an eexpert in:

the use of cleavable sulphoxide auxilliaries in chiral synthesis


Microfluidic chemical systems
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 10:13, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Vomming Neverland
I appear in the background of Finding Neverland vomiting.

(never eat a Starbucks Danish)
(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 13:41, More)