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» Impromptu Games You Play


My son and his mates used to go around our small town centre pretending to be tourists. Upon entering a shop they would ask in broken English if the shop keeper spoke German or Swedish and upon receiving the inevitable negative reply spent as long as they could get away with insisting that "The ent of my right shoe is missink".
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:09, More)

» Irrational Fears

Fructophobia
I'm scared of fruit. I can't walk past a greengrocers, I have to cross the street.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:30, More)