» Irrational Fears

my ex girlfriend
had a fear of me putting my finger in her belly button becuase all the insides would come out ha ha ha ha
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:34, More)

» Dad Jokes

a friends dad used
to teach his kids that when an ice cream van was playing its music that it meant they had run out of ice cream
et voila the kids never wanted to go get some in the summer
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 21:32, More)

» Pet Names

we had five
kittens when i was younger and aftwr a year of thinking we couldnt think of any names so the vet names them for us
black cat
grey cay
tabby
puss
little grey cat
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 17:10, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

lost wonga
my dad used to work for a big firm in the city and one day on the train back home he fell asleep. got to the station woke up and got off leaving his breifcase, with a cheque for 140 million pounds indide it, on the train. the cheque was for a take over of a smaller company and was for show purposes but still was to be cashed. luckily enough some nice samaritan returned it to him within the hour. and dads job was saved
(Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 15:41, More)