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I live in brighton
I'm not a gayer
I don't work with computers anymore

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Is this defacing a coin of the realm?

(Wed 15th Oct 2003, 16:25, More)

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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

ok... here goes
I'd been seeing this girl for a short while. We had quite a good thing going, lots of laughs, lots of sex, lots of sexy laughs.
Anyway she was at a uni that was a fair way away, so, I decided to move to where she was studying as I was bored of where I was and had no ties to keep me there. After a bit of planning and sorting I move into the same houseshare as her and try to start settling in. Things were going fine until one week later she turned round and said "This isn't working, I'm now single". As you can imagine I was gutted. She also announced that she was leaving uni and moving to spain, in three weeks time. Well having to still share a bedroom with your ex is fucked up, but not as fucked up as at one party at our house, I overheard her in the toilet with some bloke saying she'd "Never done this in front of anyone before"... and then I heard her pissing and what I can only guess was the guy fwapping! I've kept that mental image for years...
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 23:00, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

quick release window panes
for easy cleaning, just pop em out and stick em in the washing machine, job done!
i've not worked out the anti-burgler aspect yet, maybe some kinda electric snake?
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 9:17, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Follow the freak
i live in brighton and we have more than our fair share of freaks, goths, nutters and wankers. the idea is to follow them around town as close as poss. it doesn't matter if they know you're there, in fact we found that it works better that way.
its a bit shit really isn't it?
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 13:51, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

coffee bags
like tea bags but with "proper" coffee in them. if you like it strong, just use two!

P.S. as i know nothing about coffee (can't stand the stuff) i have no idea what i'm talking about... hmmmmm
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 9:24, More)