» Cheap Tat

a box of matches
none of them matched
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 7:38, More)

» Conned

I'm being conned
I'm a doctor and get 9 pounds per hour. Thats before tax. And after 30,000 pounds of debt.
(Mon 22nd Oct 2007, 20:56, More)

» Slang Survey

just remembered another one
'dirtbird'

pronounced dourtbourd in my native northern ireland

never fails to make me laugh. lots

use it yourself and see the joy it brings to conversations
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 11:00, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Off licence
I worked in an off license as a student and an american tourist had just come back from bushmills distillery on a tour. she explained how much she enjoyed the whiskey. I asked her calmly, 'have you ever tried the Black Bush?'. then I realised what I had said. the colleague next to me calmly walked away and left the shop. I think he exploded.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 22:38, More)

» People with Stupid Names

my mum
was called teresa green before she got married
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 0:11, More)